Norway 2026
Table Of Contents
- Adieu to the city April 27, 2026
- Preconception of Norway April 27, 2026
- Ferry To Kristiansand April 27, 2026
- Repairs and Exploring Kristiansand April 28, 2026
- First Norway Biking Day April 29, 2026
- The Wool Museum and a Smal Bru April 30, 2026
- Creepy Abandoned Shed? Yes please! May 1, 2026
- Åpta to Øye May 2, 2026
- To Egenes Campground May 3, 2026
- Tunnel into Moria? May 4, 2026
- Sheep By The Sea May 5, 2026
- Optimal Funksjon May 6, 2026
- A giant finger May 7, 2026
- Erling and Astrid Monuments May 8, 2026
- A series of cafés May 9, 2026
- Journey to Hjelmeland May 10, 2026
- Exploring Hjelmeland May 11, 2026
- Hjelmeland to Nedstrand May 12, 2026
- Encounter with Harald Hårfagre May 13, 2026
- Rearranging my schedule May 14, 2026
- Planning at a café May 15, 2026
- Big day of bridges May 16, 2026
- Constitution Day May 17, 2026
- Sognefjorden May 18, 2026
- The fjord, close up and distant May 19, 2026
- Over the hill to Solvorn May 20, 2026
- Urnes stavkyrkje May 21, 2026
- Starting Sognefjellsvegen May 22, 2026
- Snow, Ice, and Wind May 23, 2026
- Back down the mountain May 24, 2026
- The Norsk Fjellsenter May 25, 2026
- Catching the train to Oslo May 26, 2026
- Touring Oslo and storing the bike May 27, 2026
- Oslo to Amsterdam May 28, 2026
- Escher’s art May 29, 2026
- Ramen with Zog May 30, 2026
Adieu to the city
April 27, 2026 Filed Under Happy
“Come, here is adieu to the city
Robert Louis Stevenson
And hurrah for the country again.
The broad road lies before me
Watered with last night’s rain.
The timbered country woos me
With many a high and bough;
And again in the shining fallows
The ploughman follows the plough.”
Preconception of Norway
April 27, 2026 Filed Under Amused
Before I visited or even did any research on Norway, I added it to my map of the gaps. This is what was in my head about the country, from pop culture or hearsay or dimly remembered school. (Of course, actually going there will change this a lot.)
Norway is up at the top of Europe. I think it’s that big banana-shaped one. The capitol is Oslo but I only know that from playing Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego, and according to that game it has three buildings: A market, a library, and an airport.

I know about Vikings, and I guess there were a bunch of them in Norway. It stands to reason because there’s so much coastline. On the other hand, most of what I know about Vikings is hopelessly tangled with maps and lore from the computer game Skyrim.
There’s lots of gorgeous fjords and spacious glaciers around, and everybody talks in a sing-songy voice and says “ya” randomly in conversations. It’s a nice place to live if you don’t mind the cold, ya.
If you don’t like hiking and skiing and you’re not a conservationist, what the hell are you doing in Norway? Get out before we throw you out, weirdo. Ya.



























































