First Norway Biking Day

Today would decide whether I could deal with the hills. I was depending on them to kick my metabolism into gear, but I didn’t know if my old-ass knees could handle so much pedaling with such a stupid amount of gear.

But first: A croissant!

Good spot for a mocha and some baked goods.
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Good spot for a mocha and some baked goods.

Chomped it right outside the place, standing in the sun.
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Chomped it right outside the place, standing in the sun.

I was reluctant to leave the downtown. It had a kind of quiet bustle that felt very Scandinavian, like a calmer version of the seaside town of Santa Cruz back home. But there was exploring to do!

Standard town scene in Kristiansand.
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Standard town scene in Kristiansand.

Interesting memorial.
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Interesting memorial.

Very conspiritorial!
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Very conspiritorial!

I went for the Eurovelo 1 route, which passed through the city. Immediately there was a problem: The main cycling tunnel under the highway was closed for construction. I had to pedal over a busy bridge instead. Was this a sign of things to come?

I assume the signs read “DON’T, STUPID!”
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I assume the signs read “DON’T, STUPID!”

On the edge of town I stopped to finish the croissant and the mocha I’d perched in the cupholder. I really like the cupholder. It’s an accessory and also a mission statement about the way I ride: Slowly enough that coffee never gets a chance to slosh out.

Lots of industry happening.
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Lots of industry happening.

Below me I could see some of the construction that had caused me trouble earlier. Looks like a new train tunnel.

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The first hill out of town was definitely steep, and there were more right after it. I had been expecting to enter dense forest as soon as the hills began, establishing a clear difference between Norway and the nearly forest-free Iceland coast I pedaled five years ago. Instead it was a patchwork, more like California. Summer in Norway equals winter in California, apparently — at least at sea level.

A few hills later I shot down into Langenes, a seaside town almost too small to have a name. All the properties by the water had this well-integrated look, like the residents had spent years – perhaps generations – thoughtfully building channels and stacking rocks to make use of the sea. I stopped a bunch of times to eat snacks and just look around, taking in the detail and working out the choices people had made over time.

I love the way this property is so integrated with the sea.
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I love the way this property is so integrated with the sea.

A fine day by the shore. Me and the birds agree.
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A fine day by the shore. Me and the birds agree.

EIther that rock face is enormous, or that house is very small…
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EIther that rock face is enormous, or that house is very small…

Aha, the house is very small!
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Aha, the house is very small!

A few kids on bikes rolled by in the opposite direction, and waved hello. A woman walking her dog stopped to mess with her phone, then said hello as she passed. Everyone was in a nice mood.

Lots of things to do in Sogne!
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Lots of things to do in Sogne!

I found a very weather-beaten kiosk that listed activities for visitors. It came with a map that showed an earlier, mostly accurate version of the Eurovelo 1 route. It was a good sign that the drivers around me would be expecting cyclists. It also reminded me I had many days of hill ahead, before the land would flatten somewhat and become farms for a while.

Along with the kiosk, I found quite a variety of road signs:

Farts demper… That how I refer to my trousers!
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Farts demper… That how I refer to my trousers!

Luckily the delay was long enough for a slow bicyclist to make it through!
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Luckily the delay was long enough for a slow bicyclist to make it through!

Whatever this sign says, I agree with it.
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Whatever this sign says, I agree with it.

Haven’t seen any in person yet, but I’m sure I will soon.
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Haven’t seen any in person yet, but I’m sure I will soon.

Haven’t seen one in this country yet, but there’s always a chance…
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Haven’t seen one in this country yet, but there’s always a chance…

Apparently people in Norway do the same target practice with roadsigns that we do back home…
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Apparently people in Norway do the same target practice with roadsigns that we do back home…

Back home this would be a “ghost bike” marking a highway death of a cyclist. Not sure what it means here.
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Back home this would be a “ghost bike” marking a highway death of a cyclist. Not sure what it means here.

I also began to see large amounts of cut firewood, organized in different ways. There were competing standards apparently. I knew Norwegians took their firewood seriously but it was amusing to see this fact playing out right along the side of the road.

Pretty serious about wood around here.
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Pretty serious about wood around here.

It was also a reminder that I was immersed in a culture that had different – and more consistent – standards about the respect of other people’s property. Back in the USA there were similar places, but they were mixed in with places where, if you left a pile of organized firewood out by the side of a public road with no signage, it would soon vanish into the beds of passing pickup trucks.

The takers might even conjure some kind of justification in their heads as they loaded it up, for example, “This must have been stacked here by the county utility after they cut down some tree that was too close to a power line. By grabbing some, I’m being helpful!”

Other things I passed:

Small chunks of farmed land with a single house and barn on them, looking suspiciously well organized, as though the owners were pursuing a lifestyle rather than a business.

Another burned-out property that appeared to be the victim of some heating device gone rogue.

Some very expensive looking boats, and a lot of boathouses built right onto the water. The tides didn’t move much in this region so the gaps could be small.

A particularly tidy barn.
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A particularly tidy barn.

Huh, another burned out house. Are people leaving their candles lit and falling asleep?
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Huh, another burned out house. Are people leaving their candles lit and falling asleep?

The Norwegians love their boathouses!
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The Norwegians love their boathouses!

Why put hooks in the ground when you can just use water?
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Why put hooks in the ground when you can just use water?

The combination of boats and manicured land reminded me of super-affluent regions in California. Over there, if you wanted a lifestyle like this, you first needed the land, which would probably cost you five or ten times more than here, and a similar amount in taxes in absolute terms. If you farmed it was very likely you were already wealthy, and farming for the hell of it — for example to make your own toy brand of wine.

There were of course serious farms in California – lots of them – but they tended to be inland, larger, and had a busier, slightly cluttered look, because the owners were constantly planting, repairing, harvesting, digging, fertilizing, et cetera.

Then again, I was probably reading too much into the distinction here, in economic terms. It’s likely that a small, manicured farm here is not just a lifestyle choice but is integrated enough with collective efforts in adjacent farms to make the profit margins worthwhile. It’s also likely I was seeing lots of small farms because there had been a country-wide movement to subdivide large ones, creating “cluster farms” run by individual families. The distribution of land ownership in California had taken a very different route.

(Fun fact: In terms of land area, Norway is only 10% smaller than California!)

Whooohoo bridge!
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Whooohoo bridge!

Pretty cool view to the north.
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Pretty cool view to the north.

After a particularly steep hill, I crossed a high bridge and descended into another small town. It was a long day of riding and I was running low on snacks. Eventually I turned to the bag of brazil nuts I’d carried all the way here from a Sacramento food co-op. Bland, but filling…

Down one hill, up another…
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Down one hill, up another…

Super cool shed, bro!
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Super cool shed, bro!

Having a wee snack on a wee hill.
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Having a wee snack on a wee hill.

Not sure what these little flowers are, but they’re pretty.
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Not sure what these little flowers are, but they’re pretty.

In the evening I reached the town of Mandal, and stopped just long enough to buy a massive pile of Thai food. The campground was in a forest on the west side.

It’s a self-serve operation here. Back home you exchange canisters and some company fills them up.
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It’s a self-serve operation here. Back home you exchange canisters and some company fills them up.

This time, if the tent started deflating in the middle of the night, I didn’t have nearby branches for attaching lines. All I could do was hope…

A smooth deployment of the overcomplicated campsite!
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A smooth deployment of the overcomplicated campsite!

It had been a long day with a lot of hills, but definitely a success. My legs had done well. No stiffness, just a general whole-body feeling of exhaustion, and the Thai food was helping with that.

Onward to the next day!

Escaflowne Corner, Episode 2

Lots of fantastical scenery, a couple more characters, and some choice mech sword-clashing.  It’s all such a 90’s anime time capsule.  Once again, Hitomi saves the day with premonitions and female rage. Looks like this is going to be a pattern.

Is Hitomi’s immaturity a calculated choice by writers to appeal to young boys … or a side effect of Japanese anime artists being ignorant about how women work in general, in the very buttoned-down and segregated culture of 90’s Japan?

Screenshot from Escaflowne ep 2

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