The Nevada Plan

I was going to go be riding around Denmark with my nephew this year, but COVID-19 thoroughly derailed those plans. All international travel was off the table for spring and summer. As the months of isolation dragged on, I got obsessed with finding some way to still make a bike trip happen, and eventually the government restrictions loosened up enough for me to put this plan together.

This is what I drafted:

The pins represent scraps of civilization.

And in the end, this is what I ended up riding:

The route I ended up riding.

Ever since my ride across the Oregon scrubland in 2009, I’ve wanted to make another bike tour through a hot, dry climate. The isolation, the intensity, and the alien feel of the terrain appeal to me. This summer I need to keep human contact to a minimum anyway, so why not do it outdoors in the blazing sunlight, in an environment hostile to germs?

A flurry of preparation. Don't try this at home folks: You need to be very careful on those hardwood floors!

I packed up the same touring gear that I used for Iceland – an extremely cold climate – but I left out my thick sweater, hiking socks, hiking shoes, and wool hat. Add in a giant thermos and another extra water bottle, pull the extra liner out of my sleeping bag, and I was good to go!

Except for one thing: My cute nightlight needed repairs. Gotta have that!

Temporary workspace while I attempt to repair my highly customized night-light candle.

It's fixed, but its new name is Peg-Leg Pete The Night-Light.

How to fix a flat tire on a bicycle

This advice is cobbled together from various internet sources.

Step 1: Remove the wheel and tube

Your best friend here is a pair of plastic tire levers.

Unscrew the little metal ring at the base of the valve and remove it, so you can separate the tube from the tire. Insert one lever between the tire and the rim, just next to where the valve is, and lift that part up and over the edge of the rim so it’s outside it. Usually a tire lever has a little anchor on the opposite side that you can then use to fix the lever in place by hooking that end onto the nearest spoke.

Leave that lever in place, and grab the second lever. Use it the same way you used the first, except instead of hooking it onto a spoke, drag it in a circle around the inside of the tire, levering the whole tire off one side of the rim.

With one side of the tire off, you can then grab the tire and pull the other side over the rim in the same direction, removing the tire entirely with the tube still inside it. Some people who are in a hurry will try to pull the tube out from between the tire and the rim without taking the tire all the way off, but I don’t recommend this. If you take the tire all the way off, you can check the inside for the piece of crud that caused the flat in the first place, and remove it.

Step 2: Find the puncture

Often times a puncture is very hard or even impossible to see. Especially a slow leak. Your best bet is to re-inflate the tube a little bit, then immerse it in water and watch for bubbles to rise. It probably won’t be a dramatic leak when you find it. In fact you may need to squeeze the tube a little bit to drive air through the puncture, in order to find it.

If you’re “in the field” and don’t have a spare tube, and you need to conserve water, you might want to try listening for an obvious “hiss” as you run the tube close to your ear. Another way that works even in loud traffic is to move the tube past your mouth and feel the air from the leak with your lips. It’s strange but it works! Your lips are very sensitive to air pressure and movement.

Once you’ve found the leak, mark it with something obvious. You can use a pen, or you can just place your finger near it and hold on to the tube.

Step 3: Roughen the area around the leak

To work with the tube, you need to get it pulled taut and flat with the puncture centered. You can take your tire levers and snap them together, then wrap the tube around them (it’s what I do) or you can wind the tube around a handlebar or a big stick (also good), or lay it across your knee (I don’t recommend this). The point is to get the area exposed and flat where it won’t slip around.

To roughen, you can use the little square of sandpaper that comes with a puncture kit, or a nail file on your pocket knife, or something similar. The important factor is that whatever you use, it can’t leave any residue like grease or dust.

The area you roughen should be bigger than the patch you’re applying to it, and if this is the first time you’ve done this, you’ll want to roughen it up a bit more than you think.

Step 4: Apply vulcanising solution

This is the tube of stuff that comes with most patch kits. It’s what you’ll want to use for larger punctures. If the leak is slow, and the hole is like a pinpoint, you can use a stick-on patch and skip this step.

Spread the solution over an area that’s larger than the patch, then leave it to cure for at least five minutes. Don’t proceed until this curing is done: This isn’t glue; it’s a surface preparation that only lightly seals the hole but makes the tube a much better bonding surface for the patch.

Step 5: Apply the patch

Patches usually have a foil backing. The backing is usually in two parts, so you can peel off half of it, then put the patch in position, then peel the other half.

Peel the backing off the underside, taking care not to touch the underside itself. Make sure the patch is centred over the hole, then press it into place firmly for 30 seconds or so. Then peel the top side of the backing, being careful to avoid lifting the off patch as you go. Then press down the entire patch for another minute.

Step 6: Inflate the tube (just a bit)

You’ll want to inflate the tube just a little to get it back inside the tire easily. As you do, check that the patch stretches with it. If a gap appears under one edge of the patch, remove it and start again. You’ll need to roughen the tube more thoroughly, and let the vulcanising solution dry for longer.

Once the patch looks solid, you can prevent the tube from sticking to the inside of the tire by running your (probably dirty) hands over it the patch, or even scattering a little road dust on it.

Step 7: Check the tire for the vile beast that did the deed

Before you put the tube back inside the tire, grab the tire and run your fingers carefully around the inside. You will probably find a piece of wire, or glass, or a thorn, or something else that shouldn’t be there. Keep looking until you find something. If you don’t, there’s a good chance you’ll just spring another leak a few more miles down the road.

Sometimes if you can’t find the thing on the inside, you can see it on the outside of the tire, so have a look there next.

Step 8: Get the tire back on the wheel

Once the tube is inside the tire again, without any kinks, and with the valve pointing the right way, it’s time to get the tire back on. At this point you might want to press the valve inward to drain the air entirely out, so the tube is flat along the inside of the tire, as far out of the way as possible.

Many tires have tread on them that works better when the wheel is rolling in a specific direction. Check the side of the tire for an arrow, pointing towards the direction of spin. Chances are your wheel has a disc brake or some cogs on one side, so it fits your bike in just one way. Make sure the direction of the arrow on the tire is the same as the direction the wheel will spin when it’s on the bike.

Use the tire levers to lift one side of the tire over the rim, and then the other, in a reverse of the procedure you used in step 1. Here’s some advice for getting a stubborn tire back over a rim. Once the tire is in place, re-inflate it in two or three stages, rather than taking it all the way up to the maximum in one go. It gives the patch more time to stretch without breaking.

After the first 10 or 15 PSI, I like to pause and then flex the tire back and forth around the rim a bit, to make sure the tube isn’t pinched between the rim and the tire.

Don’t forget to re-apply the metal ring you removed at the beginning!

After all that, put the wheel back on the bike and give it a spin. The tire should not have any obvious bulges or wander around too much along the rim as you spin it.

You’re good to go!

Bicycle boxes for airline use

The best balance of toughness and lightness for shipping a bicycle was the Crateworks box. Sadly the company that makes them has closed its doors and liquidated its inventory.

Mira wants to help load up the bicycles!

The Crateworks Pro XL box was the best box for shipping a recumbent bicycle. I have one, and have used it for six international flights so far, and it shows very little wear and tear. It has kept the hardware perfectly safe even after agents have opened it for inspection at the airport and tossed the contents around.

Some handy numbers for the Crateworks boxes:

  • Pro XL Box:
    • Folded dimensions: 53 x 31 x 5 inches (134cm x 79cm x 12cm)
    • Weight empty: 22lbs (10kg)
  • Pro XLT Box:
    • Full size dimensions: 71 x 31 x 11 inches (180cm x 79cm x 12cm) – 113 linear inches total)
    • Folded dimensions: 53 x 31 x 5 inches (134cm x 79cm x 12cm) (Same as Pro XL Box)
    • Weight empty: 31lbs (14kg)

Unfortunately I only have the one box. So if I want to go somewhere with another person who also rides a recumbent, things get tricky. I found a solution for my New Zealand trip: Take both bikes completely apart and put the two bare recumbent frames inside one Pro XL box, ziptied securely, and put absolutely everything else in other boxes. The Pro XL just barely passed below the oversize weight limit. But it’s not an easy solution.

Here’s a collection of notes I made as I searched for another airline-suitable box that’s large enough for a recumbent:

Good size with padding:
  • Scicon Aerocomfort Tandem Bike Travel Bag
    • https://sciconsports.com/us_en/aerocomfort-tandem-bike-travel-bag
    • https://www.tandeming.co.uk/parts-accessories/tandem-cases/scicon-aerocomfort-tandem-bike-travel-bag/
    • May not be quite big enough for the frame with the rack intact. Would need more disassembly.
Good size but no padding:
  • XL Bike Box (72 x 14 x 32 inches) (118 linear inches)
    • https://www.bigandtallbike.com/XL-Bike-Box-for-shipping-or-traveling–extra-durable_p_393.html
    • Assuming the fork holder can be used, one could drop foam padding onto either side of the frame and maybe get enough padding
Too small:
  • Bikeboxalan GPRS Race box
    • https://www.bikeboxalan.com
  • Buxumbox (fancy aluminum) (claims you can contact them for special tandem size)
    • https://www.buxumbox.com/which-box/
  • BIKND Jetpack XL V2 Bike Case
    • https://www.trisports.com/product/biknd-jetpack-xl-v2-bike-case
  • SciCon AeroComfort MTB TSA Bike Case MY19
    • https://www.backcountry.com/scicon-aerocomfort-plus-mtb-tsa-bike-case
  • Speed Hound Bike Case for Air Travel
    • https://www.amazon.com/Speed-Hound-Freedom-Mountain-Travel/dp/B01M67V3S5/
  • Thule RoundTrip Traveler Bike Case
    • https://www.rei.com/product/886637/thule-roundtrip-traveler-bike-case
  • “Bike Travel Mega Case”
    • https://www.pro-bikegear.com/global/en-gb/accessories/Travel_Bags/PRO_BA_TRAVELCASE#skuOverview
  • Dakine Bike Roller Bag
    • https://www.amazon.com/Dakine-Bike-Roller-Black-Size/dp/B084MLZ4BF/
  • Callaway Odyssey BMX Bike Bag
    • https://www.amazon.com/Callaway-Odyssey-BMX-Bike-Black/dp/B073X1VNPN/
  • Rock Bros Bike Travel Bag Bike Carry case
    • https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NMDWBH9/
  • EVOC Bike Travel Bag
    • https://www.rei.com/product/163118/evoc-bike-travel-bag
No padding, too small:
  • 26 inch Bike Travel Bag Heavy Duty 1680D Oxford Cloth Folding Bicycle Carry Bag
    • https://www.amazon.com/Folding-Bicycle-Transport-Carrying-Shipping/dp/B07BDML8DQ
  • evoc Bike Cover
    • https://www.amazon.com/Evoc-Bike-Cover-Black-360l/dp/B07DVZKXDN/

Airline bicycle box weights

  • American Airlines:
    • 126 linear inches total, 50lbs.  Up to 70lbs is oversize. Beyond 70lbs is not allowed.
  • Delta:
    • 115 linear inches total, 50lbs.  Up to 70lb is oversize. Beyond 70lbs is not allowed.
  • Icelandair:
    • 50lbs (22kg) standard weight. Up to 70lbs (32kg) is oversize. If a box is heavier than this, you need to contact Icelandair Cargo to arrange transport for it.
    • The maximum size of an oversize sporting equipment box: 87in x 22in x 40in, or 221cm x 56cm x 102cm.
    • Only 25 bicycles are allowed per flight, so it’s recommend that you contact Icelandair in advance to pre-book the box, and ensure space for your bicycle. After booking your ticket you can call the airline directly at 877-435-9423.
    • Bicycles can be paid for during check-in at the airport, but it costs 20% more than pre-booking.
  • SAS Airlines:
    • Does not publish a size limit.  Bikes must be in boxes.  50lbs.  Up to 70bs is oversize. Beyond 70lbs is not allowed.
  • Southwest:
    • Does not publish a size limit.  Over 50lbs is oversize.
  • United Airlines:
    • 115 linear inches absolute maximum, 100lbs maximum, mandatory $200 fee.

Iceland retrospective

Frodo did not return to Bag End for long. Neither did I.

When I got back to the Bay Area I moved my possessions into a sublet — a second-story victorian flat with lots of windows, only a few blocks from my house. The tenants I’d rented my place to carried right on renting it. I really didn’t want to move back in there.

I pictured myself, walking into the bedroom of that old apartment at the end of the first day, laying down – probably on my unrolled sleeping bag – and looking at the ceiling, and being seized with a gut-wrenching mixture of panic and disgust, as all the old memories of being in that place crowded forward from my past and trampled on my wonderful memories of Iceland, crushing the life out of them. I was determined to avoid that.

It was a very good decision. As I write this, the sublet has been running for six months, and one month remains. I’ve been working, writing, re-assessing the long-term view of my life, and also hosting my eldest nephew as he lives away from his parents for the first time. I’ve reconnected with family and most of my friends, and done a lot of dating — carefully at first, then with increasing confidence. And that has led to a good place as well.

I made a presentation of my Iceland journey at work, which was fun. I put together a slide show, and now I bust that out whenever a friend or relative wants to hear the story. They often comment on how green and fresh the countryside looks. They also like the sheep and birds and horses.

Life is good for an Icelandic horse.

Lookin' for snacks

Every time I go through the slideshow I re-live the trip a little. I remember how the people were kind and gracious, the air was clean, and every day led to a new discovery. But … six months later, you know what I miss most about Iceland? The fish.

Some days when I’ve been exercising and I feel a bit hungry, my stomach stomps upstairs into my brain and bellows, “MORE OF THAT ICELANDIC FISH. WHERE IS IT?

I’m trying to save money for the next trip, which is coming soon, and I’m struggling with that because there are taxes to pay and lots of house projects to do. Icelandair keeps sending me emails with promotional prices for flights to Iceland, and whenever I see one, my stomach says, “Forget about saving! Just go back there and stuff me full of that fish!!”

It’s very silly. Half of the appeal of that fish was due to the exercise I was getting, and the calorie and protein deficit I ran every day. I know that abstractly. But my stomach is too dumb.

The Gear

Looking back there isn’t a single thing I would change about the gear I brought. It was fantastic, especially the inflatable tent. I set it up and took it down around two dozen times, often in bad lighting conditions, and it was effortless and quick. It stood up in the wind, it didn’t leak, it didn’t get too hot or cold, and it didn’t weigh much more than a tent of similar size.

Tent all spread out, ready to inflate.
Tent inflated, with bicycle stowed under attached tarp. That red mark is the taillight, visible through the fabric.
Tent inflated, with bicycle stowed under, from a different angle.
You can see my hack job here, where I ziptied a tarp to the side of the tent. From a distance it almost looks like it was designed this way...
Set up in less than 5 minutes, and ready for snoozles!
Another fine setup, tucked into a corner.
Set up in the corner of the campground, for maximum wind blockage.
Had to pitch on a bit of an incline to avoid the mud, but the night only cost 6 dollars.
The tent, tucked into a nice corner of the Búðardalur campground.
Striking camp. Takes about five minutes!
I do enjoy being able to keep the bike out of the rain.
Snug as a bug.
Gotta have my morning music!

Starting with the tent in a compression sack, I could get it staked down and inflated, then get my gear inside and the bike covered, in about five minutes. I sometimes daydream about going on another bicycle camping trip just so I can use that tent.

Here’s a short list of problems I had on past trips but didn’t have to worry about this time:

  • Non-waterproof bags soak up rainwater which adds a massive amount of dead weight to your bike until they dry.
  • Generators can charge devices but it’s always slower than you’d like. Their true utility is in removing headlights entirely from the power equation, and making it so your headlights never die. This may save your life, several times over.
  • Braking with V-brakes and hitting a pothole at the same time on a heavily loaded bike can crack your rim. With disc brakes this is not an issue.
  • In a high wind, your bike may pitch over while you’re camping. If your bike is covered this isn’t a problem. You can also tie it upright with a guyline and a few stakes. A velcro strap is also handy for holding down one of your brake handles so the bike doesn’t roll. (Don’t use a tightly wound rope or a rubber band, or the high pressure will rapidly stretch your brake cables.)
  • A partially broken rack or a rack with one bolt missing is repairable if you detect it quickly. If you don’t, you will soon discover a completely broken rack, which is not repairable. Inspect your rack at least every other day. If the bolt ends stick out far enough, consider putting lock nuts on them so they don’t unwind on the road.

Clothing

I was also pleased with the clothing I packed for this trip. Here’s a short list:

  • One pair of jeans
  • A swimsuit
  • One pair of sweats
  • Four pieces of underwear
  • Three pairs of wool socks
  • Two short-sleeved shirts
  • Two long-sleeved shirts
  • A thick wool sweater
  • Some pajamas (wool top, cotton pants, thin socks)
  • A Hawaiian shirt (for fun)
  • Two thick bandanas
  • A wool cap
  • A cotton bucket hat

For rain I packed:

  • A pair of waterproof socks
  • “Gore Tex” rain pants
  • A “Gore Tex Pro” jacket
  • A waterproof rain hood
  • Thick waster resistant gloves
  • A waterproof balaclava

When I could find a clothes washer (almost impossible on this trip) I washed everything cold in one load, with the exception of the wool sweater and the rain gear. Usually I had to wash clothes in the shower or the sink of a hotel room, then hang them to dry near the radiator. That worked pretty well in the dry Iceland air. No issues with mold.

And of course I can’t forget the bike, Valoria.

Pausing on an uphill

Yeah, I spend a lot of time spinning on hills rather than powering up them like some cycle tourists do. But the comfort! The panoramas! The safety of never going over the handlebars! The dashboard!

All in all it was a massive success and I’m excited for the next adventure. Onward!