A pretty good night of sleep. The tent was a bit damp, so I packed the rest of my gear up and then asked the proprietor if I could lay the tent in a sunbeam, then ride into town for coffee and wrap up the tent when I came back.
She told me that all of the bakeries would be closed because it’s Sunday, but then immediately offered to share some of her coffee with me. I dithered for a while and finally accepted.
She called over to her husband, and he led me into their house and to a fancy coffee maker almost exactly like the one I had at home. Their two kids were playing in the living room amongst a pile of toys, and he introduced me to them in Norwegian, pronouncing my name and asking them to say it back. I felt very welcomed. The coffee was good, and just enough for me to dissolve the remaining quarter of my chocolate bar.
I laid the tent in a sunbeam, and as I was standing around fiddling with my bike and sipping the coffee, the older of the two kids came around the corner. She was chasing one of the family dogs, who was soaking wet, having just jumped into the river – which it wasn’t supposed to do – and the child was pursuing it and waving a large towel.
The dog came right up to me and laid down on my feet as if I was going to defend it from the dreaded towel, but the child walked right up. She introduced the dog to me in English:
“This is Ulfr. He is our dog. That other dog is not our dog.”
She pointed back around the hedge just in time for a large, fluffy, black haired dog to come galloping around it. This one ran up to Ulfr while the child was vigorously scrubbing him with a towel, and the two briefly touched noses.
“This is neighbors dog, and he hates Ulfr,” declared the child.
After only a few more seconds of scrubbing, Ulfr jumped up, and he and the other dog went running around the yard in a way that I can only describe as “frolicking.” They obviously got along fine. The child gave up trying to dry Ulfr and ran back around the hedge.
With the morning entertainment concluded, and the tent nicely dried in the sunbeam, I packed things all the way up and headed for the base of the big hill where I would be spending the first two hours of riding.
Looking back down the hill into the valley. Note the wood stacking on the left.
As I labored up the next hill, I noticed a ratchety scraping sound coming from my front wheel. A brief inspection showed me that one of the pins holding my brake pads in place was bent and sliding against the disc. I had a set of spare pads in my kit, and it was time to use them.
I stripped the bags off the bike and went through the pad replacement routine. My first roadside repair of the trip! Unfortunately I set the chain against my leg when I was flipping the bike around, and my sweats got a massive grease stain. Damn! I’d been so careful before…
An ceramic power line insulator, overlooked when the lines were removed…
The Eurovelo merged with the main road, then split to the right and ran down a rough gravel path, avoiding a decommissioned underpass that had been overgrown and blocked by debris.
This gravel bypass was pointless, and chewed up, and steep. Zero stars.
This gravel bypass was pointless, and chewed up, and steep. Zero stars.
The bureaucrat responsible for surveying this part of the route had done a terrible job, because even though the path went by a scenic pond and looked reasonable from the air, it was lumpy, sprayed with potholes, and pitched up and down a lot of steep hills. Worst of all, it had been stomped for many years by horses, creating a washboard texture that I couldn’t manage any faster than about 5 miles per hour. I had to clamp the brakes on every downhill.
Another painted bike. Do these mean anything? Is this a cultural thing I don’t know about?
Another painted bike. Do these mean anything? Is this a cultural thing I don’t know about?
I missed the campground and had to backtrack half a mile on those dang gravel roads. I swore that the next day I would avoid them and use the highway, no matter what the Eurovelo route said.
The reception area was deserted, but the door to the showers was unlocked. There were coin meters on the wall but they were busted, so the owners had bypassed them and put a sign up saying “Showers are free!” Nice. I took a long shower and did a bit of sink laundry. I did my best to get the grease out of my sweatpants but it was pretty well set. Since it was directly from the chain it was loaded with microscopic bits of steel.
My camping spot is right in with those grey buildings near the center.
I rode up around the back of the lodge, to the camping area at the peak of the hill. It was deserted. Since I had my pick of spots, I chose one with some nice wind protection.
I called up my Mom and had a chat. It was early afternoon where she was, and she’d just finished making a pot roast and a strawberry pie.
“I’d ask you to save me some, but it wouldn’t keep that long!” I said.
“Well you can’t have pie, but I’m sure you’re eating a lot of fresh fish in Norway, right?”
“Not a lot. I’m on the coast but it’s not like Iceland, where you could eat something that just came off the dock a few hours ago. I’ve had some fish and chips though.”
“Huh,” she said. “If you can’t find any fresh fish, you should buy some tinned fish for the road!”
“I’ll stock up, the next time I find a store.”
“When I was living with my sister, she went out and bought some tinned fish. She said ‘fish is good for you, let’s get some!’ I’m pretty sure the tin is still in her cupboard, because she never opened it while I was there. She’s like that: She’ll get stuff to eat because it’s healthy for her, even if it tastes bad. I’m the opposite. I get stuff that tastes good, and if it’s good for me that’s a lucky coincidence.”
I laughed. “So that’s where I get it from.”
Night seemed to fall all at once, since the valley was surrounded by high hills. The temperature dropped alarmingly as I snuggled into the sleeping bag for another episode of Escaflowne.
Escaflowne Corner, Episode 6
This one feels like it was written by different people than the previous five. There are actual jokes in it. We also get some fantastical creatures and nice artwork.
Sadly, the plot and the politics still make zero sense, and the episode boils down to a repeat of the last one: Hitomi has a vision, and uses her Level 3 Running Skill (or whatever) to go find Van and warn him in the nick of time. She has Level 4 Tarot Skill and basic competence in Mopey Teen Romance rounding out her skill set, and that’s it, so the running is really her best option.
These little automated buggers are everywhere in Norway.
Escaflowne Corner, Episode 5
A rather daring rescue mission, well put together, and the characters all show a little bit more depth. Not a lot — but a little is better than none.
This episode uses one of my favorite Yoko Kanno themes from the soundtrack, “Dragon Flight”, but uses it during the storming of a fortress, which I didn’t expect. It only sort of works. Hopefully it will get used again.
Today I was going to deviate from the Eurovelo 1, so I could avoid a very steep hill and pass by a little RV park at the end of a fjord in the microscopic town of Åpta.
I dunno why they thought a digital sign like this would be a good idea in below-freezing weather…
I dunno why they thought a digital sign like this would be a good idea in below-freezing weather…
As I headed west towards a shoreline road, I found myself obsessing over which items I might leave at home on my next trip. The camera, lens, laptop, and battery were easily ten pounds together. Did I really need to carry those over all these hills?
“Ah yes,” I thought. “The usual panic over hauling extra weight. Even though I obsessed over this at home and only brought what felt really useful, I still have these thoughts out here. They’ll pass.”
Then a moment later, another more sarcastic part of me added: “Yeah, and I know another way you can eliminate 10 pounds: Keep riding the bike, Mister Portly.”
After only half an hour of riding I got to a really cool chunk of road: There was a tunnel closed to bicycles, and next to it was a decommissioned side road that was reserved for bicycles exclusively! About five kilometers of completely unpopulated road, with really lax maintenance which made it look interestingly apocalyptic: Weeds growing at the shoulder, a couple of big boulders sitting in the middle of the road where they rolled, et cetera. I loved every meter of it.
Just when I huffed and puffed my way to the highest point, I saw an amazing creepy building on my left. “Oh I am absolutely going in there,” I said out loud.
I jammed the bike up against some rocks to keep it from flying back down the hill, and pulled out the fancy camera.
It occurs to me, rather belatedly, that some of the Norwegian personality can be explained by the land they grow up in as children. I feel like I can relate, because even at the age of 50 I still have dreams on a weekly basis that are set in the redwoods where I grew up. That quiet, dark, introspective, slightly spooky environment is like a layer that the rest of my personality has been built over. It feels like that internal quiet place is of a piece with the quiet, comfortable-feeling atmosphere I sometimes experience when there’s a crowd of Norwegian people indoors, talking softly or just reading, sharing tables, sitting closer to each other than strangers ever would back in my home town. A layer fades away and we all become trees, arranged comfortably in our forest.
Environment isn’t decisive, of course, but I think it can be responsible for trends.
Even if your house is smack in the middle of town, you may have enough grass for a few sheep.
About this time I rounded a corner and saw a thing I’ve only seen a few times before in Norway: An honest-to-goodness dumpster. At some point, jerks disposing of e-waste had either shoved their things into the dumpster and a disposal crew had rejected them, or the jerks hadn’t even made it to the dumpster and just dropped their trash nearby in the dirt.
Eating dinner and sorting photos while I wait for the reception desk to open.
When the proprietor arrived, he insisted on walking with me to the edge of the property so we could inspect the camping area together, even though I was already familiar with it from riding around. It was a lovely chunk of grass right on the shore, set nicely apart from the cabins. He seemed worried it wouldn’t be nice enough for this disheveled foreign visitor. I told him it was perfect.
He was curious about my route and gear, and reminisced about bike trips he’d taken years ago. I was quickly learning that my “I’m on a bike tour” conversations usually have a different shape in Norway, because so many people in the country are either bike tourists themselves, or used to be. They’re way more likely to say “What a great trip!” and less likely to say “You’re crazy!”
He wished me “all the best weather and luck” for my journey, just in case he didn’t catch me in the morning.
Okay, NOW it’s time to eat this brownie I’ve been hauling around all day…
Okay, NOW it’s time to eat this brownie I’ve been hauling around all day…
Last chore of the day: Finally eat that brownie!
Escaflowne Corner, Episode 4
What do we learn in this episode? Nobody listens to Hitomi, the kingdom’s training and giant robots are completely useless, and the fort burns when the enemy that was really obviously going to attack in the previous episode decides to attack in this one.
So, we actually learn nothing, because we knew all of that by the end of the last episode. It’s strange that such a fast-paced plot could feel like filler.