Signs you’ve been working too hard (and should go on a bike ride!)

1. You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.
2. Anything under an hour each way is not a “real” commute.
3. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
4. Your pets sometimes don’t recognize you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
7. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don’t even exist any more.
8. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
9. You keep trying to open your front door with the key to the office.
10. You often eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

(This semi-serious list is from the Internet Bubble years, and the heady workaholic times that led up to them.)