Awful Train To Amazing City

When we were going along the Moselle river back in Germany, Nick and I spent a while talking back and forth in badly accented English of various flavors, complaining about how awful Americans are, and how badly Americans do everything. I played the Frenchman, saying stuff like, “Look at zese passenger trains. Zey are so much better than ze stupid American ones. Zey are on time, and zey don’t smell of piss and hotdogs.”

Nick came back with, “Yah, in Austria de trains have actual room, you know? You can put your feet up. But we don’t; ya? Because ve are not de tasteless savages like de Americans. In der flip-flops und baseball hats.”

Well, this morning we boarded our first French train, out of Luxembourg.

Crammed our piles of stuff onto the terribly designed French trains, and we’re on our way…
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Crammed our piles of stuff onto the terribly designed French trains, and we’re on our way…

Nick managed to get about half an hour of napping, until a German man wandered into the train car talking loudly on his phone. The man paced the aisle and ranted, getting more and more upset, then disconnected the call and left through the sliding door with a murderous expression.

Nick was not pleased.

It’s so gauche to complain on vacation. But from a bike tourist perspective, I do have a few minor complaints to air about the French trains. For one, they sold me tickets with a six-minute transfer time, to get between two trains that arrived at opposite ends of a massive station, and our train pulled in late. Even without two loaded bicycles, we would have needed to move at a dead run, threading through crowds.

When we missed that connection, the ticket counter attendant said that missing the train was “our fault” and that the best they could do was put %15 of the ticket price towards later tickets. So I had to pay another $140 for failing to get across the platform at unsafe speed.

(The elevators were so small we had to stand the bikes vertically and go one at a time. The elevators were also very slow. This is a concern mostly for bicycle tourists like us, but also, woe betide you if you’re in a wheelchair and the person pushing it isn’t willing to sit on your lap for the ride to the platform.)

When I asked them which platform the next train would arrive on so I could be prepared, they said they did not know, and had no way of knowing until 20 minutes before the train was due to depart.  Not when it arrived … when it departed.

When that time comes due, they start flashing the name and platform of the train on the big electronic signs, including the one in the lobby. At that moment, several hundred people suddenly stand up and begin shoving themselves and their luggage down the hall. The only reason I can think of for doing it this way is so people waiting for a train don’t wait “too close” to the designated platform and interfere with people catching trains before them. … But if they knew the time and platform in advance, with enough confidence that they could time their walk to the platform, most people wouldn’t do that. They’d sit in the waiting area where there are comfortable benches.

The train was ten minutes late, cutting ten minutes off the time it would linger before departure.  Nick and I had to wait with our loaded bikes in the main hall, staring at the departure screen, waiting for it to update and show the platform, so we could dash for the correct elevators and ride them up.

When we got to the train we had to run the bikes to the far end of it, to a car with no external labeling indicating it conveyed bikes.  The bike area inside was up two steps, around a sharp bend, behind a completely useless sliding door that kept closing on the bikes as we were moving them … and then up two more steps. And again, at the same time, if you’re in a wheelchair or not entirely able in some other way, the French train system says, screw you.

Traveling on the Belgian trains was alright; traveling on the German trains was a pleasure.  The French train system is a dumpster fire. Not the trains; the train system. Even the lowly American train stations back home – and the subways, and the bus terminals – can tell you what platform each one will be arriving at, with near-realtime accuracy.

Aaaaanyway…

When Nick and I emerged from the train station with our bikes, we were in Paris, and it was instant chaos. We dropped into the nearest bike lane and zig-zagged through city streets, tumbling in the chaos of cars and people and bikes and scooters all fighting for gaps.  It was pretty intense, after polite Luxembourg.  Nick performed quite well in it, saying “my rides in Oakland prepared me for this.” We got lots of interested looks and comments from even the jaded Parisians about the bikes we were riding.

This is the face you make when you’ve survived your first ride through Paris bicycle lanes.
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This is the face you make when you’ve survived your first ride through Paris bicycle lanes.

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Nifty bridges over the canal.
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Nifty bridges over the canal.

The first of many interesting bicycle situations we’ll see in this city.
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The first of many interesting bicycle situations we’ll see in this city.

WE ARE DATA.
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WE ARE DATA.

I made a few wrong turns just trying to go with the flow of traffic and not be crushed, but we found the apartment in due course.

Got WIFI here, so time to unwind.
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Got WIFI here, so time to unwind.

We had to pass through two security gates and open an apartment door that was built stronger than the door to any other apartment I’d ever stayed in. It was like entering a vault. We pulled the bags off both bikes to fit them through doorway.

I settled in with the computer, working mostly on photos, and Nick laid down for a few minutes.  Then we got up and went searching for food.

CHEZ PRUNE? We must eat here at some point.
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CHEZ PRUNE? We must eat here at some point.

We passed several restaurants and cafes, jam-packed with talking people, almost all of them smoking with one hand and drinking with the other.  The noise of conversation even outdoors was jarring.

We arrived at a little cafe I’d picked randomly on the map, and the head waiter took our orders.  He debated with his companion, who was from Argentina, what the definition of “Argentina spiciness” was, but couldn’t find an English translation. We rolled the dice.

First French meal, at a restaurant a few blocks away.
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First French meal, at a restaurant a few blocks away.

Chomp chomp!
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Chomp chomp!

The meal was tasty but not quite filling. I suggested that we get right up and go looking for another, and Nick readily agreed.

He led the way, picking streets at random.  I vetoed a couple of spots that looked too expensive or too boring. We eventually wandered into a restaurant facing an extremely busy traffic loop running around a square, and went inside because it was a little bit chilly in our cycling clothes. The big windows gave an easy view of all the passing cyclists, and I schemed about coming back some later day with the camera to make an anonymous gallery of them.

I ordered a bolognese and ate about half of it.  It was very heavy.  Nick ordered honey-glazed salmon which was cooked perfectly, and I stole some.

Sus.
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Sus.

After that we went walking again, generally in the direction of the apartment.

Inside, Nick laid down for a while again, then got up and exploded his luggage and re-configured it into a smaller version, using one of my stripped-down bike bags as a carry-on for the plane flight he was going to be taking soon.

We were both up until about 2:00am, with him organizing luggage and me sorting photos.  There were a lot of them to sort… About 1500.

Meeting The Rhine

Hey, fancy hotel people: Maybe you should redesign your rooms instead of hanging these dumb advisory tags?
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Hey, fancy hotel people: Maybe you should redesign your rooms instead of hanging these dumb advisory tags?

Bit awkward but we managed it.
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Bit awkward but we managed it.

Time to explore, with an appropriately themed t-shirt.
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Time to explore, with an appropriately themed t-shirt.

Nick standing in the spot where his grandpa did about a quarter century ago.
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Nick standing in the spot where his grandpa did about a quarter century ago.

Standing in the spot where dad did, about a quarter century ago.
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Standing in the spot where dad did, about a quarter century ago.

Little houses in a little house shop, in a house that looks like the little houses!
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Little houses in a little house shop, in a house that looks like the little houses!

Don’t ask me. It’s cute though.
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Don’t ask me. It’s cute though.

A cute alleyway! Nick insisted we get a photo.
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A cute alleyway! Nick insisted we get a photo.

Nick sitting where his grandpa sat a quarter century ago.
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Nick sitting where his grandpa sat a quarter century ago.

The David And Goliath fountain. Sitting where Dad sat about a quarter centurty ago.
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The David And Goliath fountain. Sitting where Dad sat about a quarter centurty ago.

A labor union protest.
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A labor union protest.

These little cobbled town square areas are a nice place to take a breath during a cross-town ride.
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These little cobbled town square areas are a nice place to take a breath during a cross-town ride.

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Solidarity with Ukraine!
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Solidarity with Ukraine!

You know you live in a real city when towers pop up along the skyline at random.
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You know you live in a real city when towers pop up along the skyline at random.

This looks like a good place for a snack! (Doesn’t every place?)
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This looks like a good place for a snack! (Doesn’t every place?)

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I gave him two euros for the photo. He wanted to see what it looked like after I took it. It got a smile.
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I gave him two euros for the photo. He wanted to see what it looked like after I took it. It got a smile.

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Don’t philosophize at the geese without a permit!
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Don’t philosophize at the geese without a permit!

Honk honk honk chomp chomp honk peep peep peep chomp chomp honk
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Honk honk honk chomp chomp honk peep peep peep chomp chomp honk

Two honkers looking out for a place to snack.
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Two honkers looking out for a place to snack.

This little guy sassed me and my bike for a good 80 meters.
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This little guy sassed me and my bike for a good 80 meters.

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MOAR SNACKS
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MOAR SNACKS

I really enjoy how the modular letters fit into the sign.
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I really enjoy how the modular letters fit into the sign.

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A really lovely trail.
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A really lovely trail.

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Cool trail this way!
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Cool trail this way!

I KNOW it has a sensible German meaning but IT SAYS FART!! Heeeeeheeheeheee
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I KNOW it has a sensible German meaning but IT SAYS FART!! Heeeeeheeheeheee

The duck approves.
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The duck approves.

Too cute not to photograph.
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Too cute not to photograph.

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DOGLOAF
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DOGLOAF

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Interesting! The USSR hammer and sickle. Symbols of communism turned into symbols of racism, thanks to Russia.
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Interesting! The USSR hammer and sickle. Symbols of communism turned into symbols of racism, thanks to Russia.

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I find this castle quackworthy.
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I find this castle quackworthy.

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PFAFF!!!!
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PFAFF!!!!

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Frankfurters In Frankfurt

Wow, that sleep sucked.
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Wow, that sleep sucked.

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Bike wrangling on these smaller trains is really awkward.
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Bike wrangling on these smaller trains is really awkward.

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Grabbing a quick snack at the layover.
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Grabbing a quick snack at the layover.

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A fate worth avoiding, I think.
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A fate worth avoiding, I think.

Three old dudes chillin’ on the train. Apparently it’s some kind of German ‘father’s day’ holiday today.
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Three old dudes chillin’ on the train. Apparently it’s some kind of German ‘father’s day’ holiday today.

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Negotiating the best we can with the other cyclists. At least boarding was easy.
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Negotiating the best we can with the other cyclists. At least boarding was easy.

Okay, now it’s getting cramped…
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Okay, now it’s getting cramped…

Posters in the train stations to catch a guy for tax evasion. That’s German justice!
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Posters in the train stations to catch a guy for tax evasion. That’s German justice!

Now things are reversed… Valoria is here, and everything else is far away.
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Now things are reversed… Valoria is here, and everything else is far away.

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A bit of a crowd, yep…
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A bit of a crowd, yep…

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Aha, this is what I’m looking for!
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Aha, this is what I’m looking for!

It’s mandatory. You walk in here, you gotta get one of these.
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It’s mandatory. You walk in here, you gotta get one of these.

Andrew Delivers Me

I guess it will have to do…
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I guess it will have to do…

Michael Palin on a touring bike viewed through some bushes
Michael Palin says it’s time for another adventure!
Classy transport to the airport.
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Classy transport to the airport.

Hooray for vans! Everything fits.
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Hooray for vans! Everything fits.

LET’S DO THIS.
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LET’S DO THIS.

I don’t know which adds more personality… This or the pile of random parts next to it.
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I don’t know which adds more personality… This or the pile of random parts next to it.

Look at those tiny little wheels! They actually did the job!
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Look at those tiny little wheels! They actually did the job!

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What, are they trying to make me homesick before I leave?
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What, are they trying to make me homesick before I leave?

Ready to move luggage or star in a Space Invaders sequel…
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Ready to move luggage or star in a Space Invaders sequel…

Rehydrating and staying awake…
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Rehydrating and staying awake…

Big Breakfast Box With Baked Beans!!
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Big Breakfast Box With Baked Beans!!

SLEEP DEPRIVATION
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SLEEP DEPRIVATION

The skin of the plane.
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The skin of the plane.

HURR I WILL MOVE ALL YOUR CRAPOLA
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HURR I WILL MOVE ALL YOUR CRAPOLA

I’ve always been fascinated by the complexity of the hardware inside jet wings.
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I’ve always been fascinated by the complexity of the hardware inside jet wings.

Bye England! See you again soon!
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Bye England! See you again soon!

Oh look, my bike is already on the plane ahead of me! Airtags are awesome.
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Oh look, my bike is already on the plane ahead of me! Airtags are awesome.

Have data, will travel.
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Have data, will travel.

Reclaimed on the other side of the gauntlet.
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Reclaimed on the other side of the gauntlet.

The hotel gave me a shuttle run exclusively for my box and gear.
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The hotel gave me a shuttle run exclusively for my box and gear.

Assembly begins later. First I need to get another bike…
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Assembly begins later. First I need to get another bike…

An 8-bit touring checklist

Got ambitions to go bicycling all around the world? Got fond memories of playing the Carmen Sandiego games on your old Apple II computer with the fuzzy color monitor? Well I sure do, on both counts!

I put these slide shows together from the original games, just following my sense of nostalgia for an afternoon, and when I was done I realized they could serve as hyper-ambitious checklists for bicycle touring.

“Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego” from 1985:

Currently I can only claim London, New York, and Reykjavik, and I feel pretty accomplished already.

Update: As of June 2023, I can also claim Paris.

“Where In Europe Is Carmen Sandiego” from 1988:

I built this slide show to run a little slower, so you stand a chance of reading the scattershot descriptions on the right. On this list I can claim Reykjavik (again), Amsterdam, Brussels, and Copenhagen.

Update: As of July 2023, I can also claim Edinburgh and Luxembourg.