Hamburg To Hirtshals
April 26, 2026
by TheCuriousCyclist
Filed under Curious
Tagged with amsterdam26
I woke up an hour early. Decent sleep, mostly due to the quiet of the room
I kitted up the bike and wrestled it down the four sets of stairs to the ground floor. As I was donning gear outside a grizzled cop across the street stared at me, then began ambling across to talk to me, then apparently changed his mind and turned around and went back to his police van. I couldn’t read his intent, but perhaps he saw my own body language and realized he was making me nervous, and would just make me more nervous if he started asking me questions.
Good morning, local monument!
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Good morning, local monument!
Surveying the surveyor.
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When the roadwork is done, the stones will go right back in place.
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When the roadwork is done, the stones will go right back in place.
Hmm, I wonder if we’re in Germany…
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Hmm, I wonder if we’re in Germany…
It was so early that the city felt empty. Most of the stores were still closed. I meandered my way towards the train station and stopped at a random bakery for coffee and a bunch of breakfast snacks.
First stop of the day!
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I had this feeling like I couldn’t quite relax until I knew exactly where the train was, so I packed the snacks onto the bike. The big screen at the station showed the same platform as yesterday. I took the elevator down and located one of the little screens, and saw this:
A tricky diagram for a complicated station.
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Two interesting things here. First, the train in front of me would split in half when it left, with one half going to Flensburg and the other going to Kiel. Good to know; it would suck to get on the wrong half!
And second, the train in front of me was going to the place I wanted, but leaving in a few minutes instead of an hour. I decided to just board the earlier train instead of standing around. If the conductor called me on it, I’d just pretend to be an ignorant tourist!
Sometimes the bike needs coffee too!
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Sometimes the bike needs coffee too!
Tethered in place for a little more safety.
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Tethered in place for a little more safety.
The train map on the train.
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The train map on the train.
The train map on a standard map.
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The train map on a standard map.
Some pleasant train companions.
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Some pleasant train companions.
Loving this brickwork.
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I just saw Kevin Kline in this a week ago!
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I just saw Kevin Kline in this a week ago!
So that’s where “ersatz” came from…
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So that’s where “ersatz” came from…
Not a poster you would see in the Netherlands.
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Not a poster you would see in the Netherlands.
Same stuff as back home, really.
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Same stuff as back home, really.
I’ll never understand this. How do German parents not find this extremely problematic?
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I’ll never understand this. How do German parents not find this extremely problematic?
A wee glass enclosure to cope with the wind.
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A wee glass enclosure to cope with the wind.
Dang, some of these trains are crowded.
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Dang, some of these trains are crowded.
We’re underway again!
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Have bike, will travel…
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Getting late in the day…
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After 13 hours, I made it!
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After 13 hours, I made it!
Art near the train station.
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Art near the train station.
This anchor a-weighs a lot.
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This anchor a-weighs a lot.
Can’t have a port town in Denmark without a little mermaid hangin’ out.
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Can’t have a port town in Denmark without a little mermaid hangin’ out.
“I can see my house from here!” (i.e. the sea)
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“I can see my house from here!” (i.e. the sea)
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