Crater Lake To Stanley, Day 6 : Curiosity

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I’m biking my way out of Christmas Valley, having decided to go east and bypass Summer Lake and Paisley because it’s clearly too hot to camp. Back in town I found a pair of “glove liners”, lightweight cotton gloves that cover my hands where my long-sleeved shirt exposes them. I’ve soaked these in water, along with most of my shirt, and a bandanna beneath my helmet. I’m wearing sweatpants to keep my legs from burning. Only part of my face is exposed to the open air; the rest of my body is covered. As long as I keep pedaling, the moving air evaporates the water and I feel almost pleasantly cool, in contrast to the 100-degree environment I’m in.

Ahead of me, straight on for twenty miles, the road vanishes into a heat haze. Brown telephone poles, bleeding tar, march along the right-hand side of the road, so far out ahead of me that they look like burned matchsticks, and then blur into a solid wall beyond that. I look to my left and right, and can’t help thinking that the terrain I’m seeing was very appropriately named, when the pioneers came through, and gave it the title “badlands.” It’s a gently rolling expanse of gritty sand and shattered rocks, crowded over with sharp, waist-high bushes that make travel in a straight line extremely unwise. Furthermore, it’s oven-hot, and the bushes offer zero shade.

About twenty-five miles out of town, halfway up a hill, I soberly realize that if the road were to suddenly vanish beneath me, forcing me to deal with the badlands, I would probably have about three days to live.

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I reach the top of a rise and about ten feet away, an enormous brown hawk leaps up from the ground, flapping, and pounds its way up into the sky over my head. I look at the spot where it had been and see the ragged body of a small animal, a rabbit maybe, in a cloud of dust. As I pedal down the hill and up the next one, the hawk draws a few wide circles in the air above me, then falls behind. Hopefully I didn’t scare it out of a meal.

The experience immediately reminds me of my past encounters with bears, and the thought that comes into my mind each time: How many thousands, or even millions, of these large animals had to die, before their gene pool was sufficiently altered to give them an instinctive fear of humans? Did they have it outright, or did they have to refine it?

Or to put the question another way, how much worse did the early settlers have it, than us, when they encountered a huge hawk, or a gigantic bear, or a wildcat? Did the critters just wander up and start swinging, and clawing through the supplies, and carrying off the cats and dogs and chickens? Or did they do what they do now – and scramble out of the way because humans are eldritch beasts of unfathomable power?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Crater Lake To Stanley, Day 6 : Amusement

I’m biking my way out from Christmas Valley, having decided to go east and bypass Summer Lake and Paisley because it’s clearly too hot to camp. Around me the desert scrolls by, and no cars are forthcoming, and I’ve had Spaghetti Western themes running through my head all day, so…

“Ahem. …

Dunna dun dun, da-dun da-dun DUNT

KEEP YOUR HAND ON YOUR GUN

DON’T YOU TRUST ANYONE (da-dun da-dun DUNT)

THERE’S JUST ONE KIND OF MAN THAT YOU CAN TRUST – THAT’S A DEAD MAN

OOOOOR A GRINGO LIKE MEEEEE”

I can probably be heard for half a mile, but there’s no one around for much more than that… I hope…

“Dunna dun dun, da-dun da-dun DUNT

BE THE FIRST ONE TO FIRE

EVERY MAN IS A LIAR (da-dun da-dun DUNT)

THERE’S JUST ONE KIND OF MAN THAT TELLS THE TRUTH – THAT’S A DEAD MAN

OOOOOR A GRINGO LIKE MEEEEE …”

(Ennio Morricone, Gunfight At Red Sands)

Crater Lake To Stanley, Day 5 : Curiosity

I’m still in Christmas Valley. I’ve decided to take the day off, since I still feel tired and fuzzy-brained from yesterday’s efforts. I’ve spent most of the day holed up in my motel room, drinking root beer and catching up on a few months’ worth of web comics, such as Flintlocke’s Guide To Azeroth. I don’t even have the mental capacity to listen to an audiobook.

I fall asleep for a nap around six, then wake up every hour or so. At 9:00pm I open the windows. Around 10:00pm, on the edge of sleep, I sense an impact on the mattress, like a cat jumping up on the bed, and I feel a cat face sniffing at my beard. Then I feel the vibrations of it purring.

I turn my head and there is nothing there. The purring vanishes.

I drift around near sleep for a while longer, feeling confused, but not afraid. It would be nice to get a visit from a cat, I think.

I’m almost entirely asleep, and then once again I hear a cat jump on the bed. This time it pads over and sits down with its front paws at the side of my neck, and lays its head across my neck under my chin, like my old cat Tuna used to do. I feel its warmth and hear purring. “That’s nice,” I think, and I feel myself dropping into the blackness of deep sleep, but in confusion I fight against it and open my eyes.

No paws. No purring. No cat.

This is the first time in a long time that the border between sleep and wakefulness has been so stretched that I actually hallucinate.

I get up and close the windows, since the room is now cool. I get back into bed and turn on my side, and sleep through the night.

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Crater Lake To Stanley, Day 5 : Amusement

While I’m loading my clothes up at the laundromat, in the town of Christmas Valley, a woman and her six-year-old son come in to do laundry. The kid gazes in awe at my bicycle, which is resting on its kickstand by the door.

He turns to me and exclaims, “You’re a world traveler!”

I look up, from sprinkling soap into the open lid of a washing machine. “A little bit of one, sure,” I say.

“Are you going to go all the way around the world?”

“I’d like to! It would be really cool to bike around Europe. But it would be hard to get there.”

“Why?”

“Well, I’d have to go all the way across the country, to the East Coast, and then I’d have to put my bike onto a boat, and sail across the Atlantic Ocean.”

“Oooh. … That’s a long way.”

“Yup. But you don’t have to go that far to have a good time riding. There’s lots of cool places to ride around here.”

“Like Summer Lake?”

(Summer Lake is a body of water about 40 miles south, next to a marsh and an RV park.) “Well, yeah, but I mean… Places in this country. For example, I’ve been thinking about riding my bike up to Alaska.”

“Cool!!” He turns to his Mom, who is roughly organizing a mound of laundry on a sorting table. “Mom! He’s going to ride his bike to Alaska!!”

The Mom glances over at him. “Wow, really?” she says, in a placating voice.

“Yeah! Vreeeooowwwm, vrooooom…” He runs out of the laundromat, pretending he’s a bicycle zooming along.

The Mom grins at me. “Just let me know if he’s bothering you,” she says.

“Oh he’s fine,” I say, and close my machine.

Crater Lake To Stanley, Day 4 : Discomfort

It is afternoon, and I have been on the bike for about six hours. I have turned from a very dangerous, busy stretch of highway onto a long causeway across a dry swamp, which has become a winding ribbon of road through a National Park, packed with frustratingly short hills. Each hill is at least long enough to take away all my momentum, and many of them are long enough to make me dismount the bike and lay in the road, exhausted.

“At least I’m in a national park,” I think. “Nice empty forest all around.”

I decide to go poop in the woods. I tromp down the embankment and get ten feet into the trees, and pick the base of a large tree as a good pooping spot. While I’m there I look around and discover that someone has pounded half a dozen nails into the tree, for no apparent purpose, and then discarded a couple of beer cans, and an empty fire extinguisher. (A fire extinguisher? What happened here?) The items have been scoured by at least one turn of the seasons. Then I look around again, and realize that all along the road, possibly for the entire length of the National Park, the forest is a garbage dump.

It is evening, near sunset. I have just descended five miles of steep, switchback-filled highway. I am low on water and somewhere near the 80-mile mark. My GPS crapped out at 50 miles and I had to reset it. Somewhere ahead of me is the decrepit town of Silver Lake. I want to go at a slower pace, but every time I stop for a rest, I collide with the cloud of mosquitoes that has collected in the vortex behind my moving bicycle. They quickly motivate me to start pedaling again.

I reach the top of a hill, and there in the distance I spot Table Mountain. It’s really more of a mesa than a mountain. There are some rough campsites at the top, about a thousand feet up from the valley floor. I stare at the steep sides for a while and then laugh, because I know there is no way I am going to pedal to the top of that thing tonight.

I take a picture of it over my handlebars instead.

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