Had to use one guyline here, on account of the high wind. Still a pretty good site!
It was an indirect problem: To open my airway, I have to sleep on my side. But to do that without my ribs hurting, I need a body pillow. So on bike tours I take all my laundry and stuff it into the sack my sleeping bag is usually kept in, and put that against my chest. Last night I didn’t stuff in enough laundry and I was too lazy and cold to go digging around for more. I was also too lazy to locate my jaw insert, which was an even dumber mistake.
All night I kept rearranging my pillow to try and open my airway enough that it would stay open when my body went completely limp from entering REM sleep… And instead, I kept choking and waking myself up. Classic sleep apnea. What a stupid lesson to keep learning!
Well, the cars starting up and slamming doors only about ten feet away didn’t help, and the headlights of the late arrivals bothered my eyes until I deployed my sleep mask, so it really was a group effort to make me tired in the morning. But the sleep apnea was most of the problem.
I rinsed my face in the restaurant bathroom. It lacked a mirror which was probably a blessing for my self-esteem, since I always look ghastly when I’m underslept. Then I shuffled over to the cafe side of the building, bought snacks, and set up the laptop to get more work done.
I also took some time to plan my route ahead. If I rode every day, I could get to Seyðisfjörður and the ferry boat in less than a week. I didn’t need to lock my schedule down because there were plenty of campsites ahead on the route I could just roll into. Assuming I could buy a ticket for the boat to leave the next day, I’d have about four weeks to explore the Faroe Islands and Denmark, as well as Norway and Sweden, before my visa hit the 90-day limit and I was forced to fly out. It would be nice to have more time.
I decided to apply for a “work-stay” extension, like I’d been pondering in Reykjavik. The final document I needed was a letter of permission from my boss, so I put together a draft of that. There was a place to submit all the paperwork in Egilsstaðir, the county seat of Norður-Múlasýsla, one day out from the ferry terminal. If I still wanted to apply, that would be the place. No need to bother my boss about a letter until then.
Several hours passed in a montage of code, email, and design documents. The snacks disappeared. On the wall I noticed a panoramic photo of the mountains I passed coming in, and realized rather late that I was in one of the most photographed areas of the country. The range includes a mountain called Vestrahorn. Tourists use that name for the whole range.
You know your cafe is in a beautiful place when you can look at the photographs adorning the walls and find the cafe itself at the base of the mountain.
You know your cafe is in a beautiful place when you can look at the photographs adorning the walls and find the cafe itself at the base of the mountain.
There were a lot of photo shoots and films taken here. I guess that helped to explain the presence of the Viking movie set.
I wrapped up my work and exchanged the laptop for some warmer clothes, then went strolling around on the beach.
I get the impression that most of this is leftover material from back when the viking movie set was constructed.
By the time I spotted the movie set, it was pretty late in the day, and the cloud cover made the light weaker than usual, providing a sense of actual “evening”, which is rare for Iceland. Still plenty of visibility though.
Pretty majestic spot for a settlement. Well chosen, location scout!
Pretty majestic spot for a settlement. Well chosen, location scout!
I was strolling across the blasted heath, towards a place built for the purpose of staging a drama about the crafty and warlike Vikings. Suddenly I had a weird idea: How about I complement this by listening to an audio production of … MacBeth?
I had a copy of it on my phone, and started it up. Thunder rolled, and the Weyward Sisters gathered around me and began to whisper about battles, and betrayal, and blood.
Hard to tell how accurate any of this is. What would a building of this shape be for?
Hard to tell how accurate any of this is. What would a building of this shape be for?
The movie set had been built and abandoned years ago, but retained a presence in tourist culture. Eventually it came to the attention of another movie company, and now there are plans afoot to retrofit the buildings for use in another Viking epic. Like Hobbiton in New Zealand, this place may find a second life, and then a third life as a more permanent attraction.
I wonder how many raiders were spotted from these gates? (Answer: Zero.)
I wonder how many raiders were spotted from these gates? (Answer: Zero.)
I can imagine an actor being crammed in there with the bars shut, screaming about an imminent invasion. "Wait ’till my brother Hrölf finds out I’m here!"
I can imagine an actor being crammed in there with the bars shut, screaming about an imminent invasion. "Wait ’till my brother Hrölf finds out I’m here!"
Absurdly shallow stairs must have made daily life here a bit treacherous.
Evening darkened very, very slowly as I went poking around the abandoned, half-modern half-ancient structures, listening to a 400-year-old play delivered by exceptional actors, with eerie sound effects and music.
Yep, there's a house in there.
It would take some serious cleanup to make this building livable again.
I wonder what they were using this giant curtain to conceal?
The walls of the roundhouse looked very unstable, but the door was surrounded by delightful carvings and I was very tempted to try pushing it open.
As I stared at the door, Scene 3 of Act 2 began in my headphones. A drunken porter woke up to the sound of furious knocking on a giant door, and began shouting as he made his way through the castle to answer it. To my disbelief and then delight, I recognized the porter as David Tennant. I was only familiar with his work in Dr Who.
What fun! I had my folding chair and footstool with me, which I’d been carrying in a sack along with a few remaining bits of food from the cafe. I assembled the chair in front of the lodge, put my feet up, and listened to MacBeth slowly go insane.
Me
Good afternoon! I’m listening to an audio production of MacBeth, and just heard the phrase “one fell swoop.” Is this play the origin of that phrase?
Mom
Shakespeare often used images from nature. “One fell swoop” sounds like the sudden, obliterating attack of a bird of prey.
Me
Very dramatic!
Mom
… I just looked it up. Yep, he was the originator. He refers to a kite – a hunting bird – and to his family as chickens.
Me
Ah hah! That definition of “kite” makes this passage clearer to me:
(Macbeth is seeing a ghost) “If charnel houses and our graves must send those that we bury back, our monuments shall be the maws of kites.”
I thought he was referring to kites like the ones we fly on a string. Some sort of metaphor like, our monuments will be empty of bodies, so the wind will whistle through them like it whistles through a box kite.
But now I see it could be something else: Our monuments will accumulate bodies only to vomit them up again like birds feeding their young.
Mom
Kites not only eat live things, they eat carrion too.
Me
Oh dear. So the metaphor is, with the dead walking, birds will pick them clean, so we might as well declare the birds themselves to be grave markers…
Mom
Yeah, i think so.
Me
How delightfully gruesome! … It’s … Murder most fowl!
When the play concluded I went back to music, picking some nice electronic stuff by Biosphere. Then I wandered over to the fence at the edge of the movie set and took a few pictures with the fancy camera, trying to capture the strange light I was seeing.
Three superimposed 30 second shots from the iPhone. Not bad considering it was quite dark out.
When I pulled them off the camera later, the photos were pretty good.
With bits of Shakespearean dialogue floating through my mind, I picked my way back across the swampy grass to the seashore, and then along to the road that led me back to camp. At one point I put a foot wrong and got a wet shoe, which I left outside my tent flap.
The scenery, the music, the Scottish Play, the blustery wind and the glowing sky, had all combined to make one amazing day that I would remember for a long time.
I woke up at the Höfn campground for the last time. It was late morning. Last night I’d stayed up way too late in the common area doing work, trying to get ahead of things.
I stepped out of my tent, washed my face, and pedaled straight across town to the post office. No need to consult a map — I’d been there several times, nervously asking the one postal clerk about the package.
When he plopped it onto the counter I was kind of surprised. After so many delays I had grown used to thinking the package didn’t actually exist, and I was just chasing an illusion in a bureaucracy. I chatted with him about how long it had been stuck in customs, and how hard it was to get answers.
“Oh, I know what you mean. They are a mess. They really need to do something about it. People come in here a lot, thinking we are the customs office, and yell at us because they can’t get their package. I have to tell them I don’t know anything. When we do try to help, we contact customs and we get no answer.”
So even Iceland’s own government-run post office can’t reach the customs agency. I suspected that they were doing that gross trick that many badly run businesses do, and deliberately obscuring all the methods used to contact them so they are shielded from people’s complaints. In the back of my head I suddenly saw a parallel with the last US president, and how his response to the bad COVID testing numbers coming out of his administration was to try and halt the testing itself. No numbers, no problem; right?
After a few more commiserating words with the clerk, I thanked him again and walked out with my package.
I tore it open on a sunny patch of lawn right next to the post office, and set about swapping the tire. As I did so I laughed at how accustomed I’d grown to the casual ways of small-town Iceland. The clerk had not asked me for any kind of identification. I just told him my name, and he walked into the back and brought me a box. I no longer noticed this kind of stuff.
And I knew, without a doubt, that I could take my luggage and bike apart and spread it around on this lawn right next to the post office parking lot for half an hour, and no one would harass me or even be particularly surprised. As long as I cleaned up my mess, no harm done. Many small towns in America would send me a local cop in about 30 minutes, cruising by to make sure I wasn’t some drug-addled hobo planning to break into a car, or rip parts off the equipment around the building, or defecate in a bush.
Actually, I had been depending on the good grace of Iceland since I woke up: I’d ridden across town, away from my tent, leaving two bags full of extremely expensive gear tucked inside it. I thought for a good while but I couldn’t come up with any other example of a place I’d been where I felt comfortable enough to do that. Anywhere else, and I’d have packed up every item, leaving behind only a flat square of grass. Even if I felt I could trust the locals, I wouldn’t want to trust my fellow tourists.
(… Especially if I was at a hostel. In the past, young bohemian travelers living their “best life” at a hostel have taken an extremely flexible view of the borders between their property, public property, and my property. If it’s not nailed down then it must be for communal use; and if they can pry it up, then it wasn’t nailed down. Heeey, maaan, we’re all here to share, right?)
I’m certain that Icelanders get really upset with tourists sometimes. We’re such a mixed bag. I get the impression we’re seen like a migratory birds: Not exactly loved, but accepted as part of a process. We fly in for a season, wander awkwardly around the landscape pooping out little piles of money, then bugger off when the weather turns.
Tinkering with the bike and thinking about migration brought me to the idea of interconnected economies again. Iceland just keeps leading me to it. How many threads could wrap around the world, plunging into the soil of distant countries, tracing the origin of the things I consume here in one average day? A hundred, perhaps? How many of these threads am I pulling when I do something completely unremarkable, like use a crosswalk, or eat a candy bar?
I looked around: Hey, is the grass on this lawn native grass? Did the cement poured to make this curb come from a ship? How about the rebar it was poured onto?
(Answers: Grass: Hard to tell, considering the legacy of the Vikings. Cement: Yes, most likely from a large supplier in Norway. Rebar: Yes, most likely from an American company with a branch office in Ísafjörður or Reykjavík.)
A bunch of patches on the inside managed to slow the disintegration, but not stop it.
Taking this tire along for a while just in case the replacement is bad.
I installed the new tire, noting that it rolled perfectly but didn’t have a whole lot of tread left. I decided to keep the old one packed away for a few days, just in case the replacement decided to suddenly explode.
The patches did help, but the tube still got eroded.
My 20-inch tubes were a literal patchwork. With the good one inside the new tire, I decided it was time to apply my remaining patch to the other one. At least patches were a thing I could potentially buy at a bicycle shop … assuming there were any in this quadrant of the island.
I handed the box back to the clerk for recycling, waved goodbye again, then hit the supermarket next door – the only one in town – and filled a sack with food so I would be well stocked for the next three days of traveling. Then I zipped back across town to the campsite, where I settled at a public table in time to do a work meeting. Once that was done I gathered everything from my campsite and said an overdue goodbye to Höfn.
As I pedaled north in a pocket of comfortable silence created by the wind matching my speed, I thought back two weeks to the terrain I’d passed heading into town. The memory felt like it was of a different country. I felt less like I was resuming my journey, and more like I was embarking on second one. My mind had been thoroughly elsewhere. Mostly back at work. Now here I was again, setting out.
… But before that, it was time to make a detour, to an intriguing map marker I’d pinned several years ago. A campground and restaurant built near an abandoned movie set.
Today? Only about 10 more. For the country? Probably about 150. Not very hard at all. If I don’t take any days off I could get to Seyðisfjörður and the ferry boat by next Wednesday.
That would leave me about 1 month to check out the Faroe Islands and Denmark, and possibly go north into Norway and Sweden. Not nearly enough time. I decided I should file that “work abroad” paperwork after all, even if it only bought me a few more weeks.
I found the campsite in the late evening, and set up my tent in some extreme wind. With one guyline tied around a big rock I got the walls stable enough, but every now and then the wind would kick up alarmingly and shove the roof of the tent downward. As I laid inside in my sleeping bag watching a really cute but poorly-aged anime called “Ruin Explorers”, the wall of the tent kept diving unpredictably down onto my head, and smooshed gently across my face. Rather than being annoyed, I started laughing. It was like being aggressively flirted with by one of those dancing noodle men you see outside car dealerships with a fan blowing air into it.
“HI! I’M YOUR TENT! MMMWAH!! … HI AGAIN, I’M YOUR TENT!! I LOOOOVE YOU. MMMWAH! LET’S GET PHYSICAL!”
When it was time to sleep I got up and rotated the sleeping bag around so I was facing downwind. The tent wall made out with my feet all night, which was satisfactory for us both.
Long story short: It took about two weeks for the new tire to arrive. That meant two weeks in Höfn, rambling around town, doing remote work, and trying every restaurant and snack shop at least once. Not a bad life, though my feet were itchy the whole time.
Parked outside in plain view, with gear on it. That’s security in a small Iceland town.
When the AirBnB stay was done I grabbed a patch of grass at the local campsite and paid a few days in advance. I had plenty of work to do but it was too cold to sit outdoors with the laptop, so I rotated between a couple of cafes, a gas station dining area, and the common area of the campground.
As an aside, while trying to figure out the name of that glacier, I found it was actually pretty hard to find a modern map with enough labels on it. I eventually dug one out of a scientific paper named “Non-surface mass balance of glaciers in Iceland“:
One of the retaining walls along the main street had been turned into an art gallery by local students. By the end of the second week I knew them all. The old dude in the boat was my favorite.
Most artctic terns get to Iceland by flying. Some pay a boatman.
No matter how many times you wash your sweats, you can’t get highway tar out!
Unfortunately, no amount of washing will get highway tar out of sweatpants. My frustration inspired a short poem:
Tenth day of cycling The stench hits you like a truck Time for sink laundry
Hot highway blowout Sitting down to fix the flat Ass covered in tar
Hey bicycle guy Looks like you pooped fireworks Sink laundry again
I had a pair of regular pants that I was wearing around town, but when I got back on the road I would have to wear those revolting sweatpants again. I consoled myself during the endless work hours with snacks:
Höfn is a fine town and I have nothing against it, but the sensation of valuable travel days slipping away made the time I spent there kind of unpleasant. The day I’d arrived, I got in touch with the postal depot in Reykjavík, and in the back-and-forth with them over the two weeks I learned that my package had taken only three days to travel 6000 miles and arrive in Iceland, and the additional twelve days got consumed by the customs inspection and the 280-mile (450km) journey around the country to get to Höfn. It was frustrating, but I knew I had no alternative to waiting.
There was only one 20-inch bike tire in the entire country, and it was in a box headed my way.
By the time I had the bike loaded again, the Italians were just starting to wake up and populate the kitchen. I headed for the restaurant from yesterday and chomped an open-faced sandwich.
Tasty somewhat traditional breakfast at the museum.
Tasty somewhat traditional breakfast at the museum.
I had 40 miles (65km or so) of cycling before I reached Höfn, the destination of my replacement tire. I’d be rolling along at about half the usual pressure and making frequent stops, so 40 miles would take the whole day.
With Skyrim filling my headphones and a gentle wind moving me along, my worries about the tire faded into the background. At the eight mile mark I saw a fenced pasture on my right, and held up the phone in time to catch this:
Horses seem to like the recumbent!
That made my entire day. Now, even if the tire got shredded and I had to push the bike for miles I’d still say this was a great day.
Reindeer were imported into Iceland as an experiment over 200 years ago.
I listened to lots of Warlock Holmes and obsessively checked the tire. As an older person, I stop frequently for the sake of my bladder, so to say I stopped even more than usual is a pretty big deal.
It’s a monument to … Something. I didn’t read the kiosk.
I made good time but had no snacks to eat. The leftovers from the restaurant had vanished immediately. With food on my mind, I wondered, just what does a symbol of “egg in a cup” mean on those roadside displays? Something different than all the other symbols for food? The “breakfast” part of “bed and breakfast” maybe?
Okay, so… Egg in a cup… How is that different from all the other food icons?
Okay, so… Egg in a cup… How is that different from all the other food icons?
I passed by some other puzzling things. A giant pipe going up to a lake. Bringing water down, or moving it up? A huge enclosed facility, perhaps for sporting events. Some very clever sheep.
A long pipe, fetching water from the lake over the ridge.
In the late afternoon I noticed that the tire was leaking air about twice as fast. I had one more patch in my toolkit – found while rummaging around the previous night – but didn’t want to use it because then I’d have none for the replacement tire.
The problem was, if I took the tube out and patched it now, it would get damaged somewhere else after I put it back inside the wrecked tire, because it would be lined up differently. Better to wait, if possible…
I’m pretty sure this sign is announcing police cameras.
A cement house seems like a great idea right up until a massive crack appears in one wall and you start wondering if you’ll wake up one morning under a pile of rubble…
A cement house seems like a great idea right up until a massive crack appears in one wall and you start wondering if you’ll wake up one morning under a pile of rubble…
The road went on. I passed over a rough bridge spanning Hornafjörður and turned southeast, into the wind. The road got a bit lumpy, making a late effort to sabotage my tire.
Just as my Warlock Holmes book ended, I rolled into Höfn. At the far end of town I located my rental, booked on short notice the previous day when it looked like I might actually get here.
Mom
Yes! You made it!
Me
Yup! Sore legs though!
Mom
What is your hotel like?
Me
It’s an AirBnB. The room is small but comfortable enough. Just set up the laptop!
Mom
A few days of enforced rest will be good for the old leggers. Decent food nearby?
Me
Just ate fish and chips, and a burger with an egg on it!
Mom
That should do it!
I was hoping to spend the additional waiting days in the local campground to save money, but I’d been unable to book there in advance. The idea of just plopping down my tent so late in the day, only to be shouted awake in the morning, did not appeal to me. I’ve learned that campgrounds in densely populated areas are run a bit more strictly than the ones in the hinterlands, even in Iceland.
That was a problem for “tomorrow me”. For tonight, my job was to shower and creep into the bed.
Sleep was good. I managed not to worry about the tire most of the night. I found another thing to worry about in the morning though: The hotel had no food, and my supplies were low again.
Everything’s outside the room, so it counts as checking out!
Reassembling the patched tire. Let’s see how far this gets us…
I had a Prince Polo bar, so I chomped that while I moved my gear back out the window and reassembled the wheel. I brought it to half the usual pressure, hoping to slow the abrasion of the tube.
Then it was back on the road, with some atrocious dried fish snacks and a small can of Pepsi for calories. Sure, the food ain’t great just now, but the views… Amazing!
Another natural arch way up there! This totally feels Lord Of The Rings-ish.
I know starkness is sometimes the Icelandic modern style, but come on, couldn’t you do just a little bit of landscaping? This is a hotel but it looks like a storage facility.
I know starkness is sometimes the Icelandic modern style, but come on, couldn’t you do just a little bit of landscaping? This is a hotel but it looks like a storage facility.
For most of the day the wind was against me. The coast flattened out into a series of plains separated by arms of rock pushing the road close to the sea. Eventually I hauled myself around a curve and was rewarded with Fjallsárlón glacier:
A long straight approach to the foot of the next glacier.
A long straight approach to the foot of the next glacier.
For an hour or so I pedaled closer to the ice sheet, then alongside it. There was a tourist place around here offering boat rides up to the face of the glacier, with a restaurant attached to it. My stomach was churning by the time I rolled up: The Fjallsárlón Frost Restaurant. Packed buses and rented cars were streaming through the parking lot, but everyone was going for the boat tour, not the food. That was fine by me…
An absurdly expensive restaurant but the view is alright.
It was overpriced of course but I was desperate. The server hid in the back, only peeking his head out every five minutes or so to check if anyone was in line. Next to the register was a big overstuffed tip jar. That guy back in Keflavík would be appalled!
There was a salad bar (wow!) but all the lettuce had been plundered, except for a few bits floating in a half-gallon of water. (Boo.) Instead I heaped a plate with fish and meatballs. The fish was impressively bland – no seasoning, and steamed for too long with no oil or garnish – and the meatballs tasted like ketchup and nothing else. Nevertheless it was protein and calories, and I cleared my plate twice.
On the way out I bought a slice of chocolate cake wrapped in plastic. It was almost eight dollars, but it would prove to be every bit as delicious as the previous meal had been bland. The dessert highlight of this entire stay in Iceland, in fact. (Okay that might have been the hunger talking.)
On my way out from the restaurant I looked back and took one of my favorite photos from this trip:
With the cloud cover, it looks like there are three separate horizons happening here. It really conveys the sheer volume of ice stacked up behind the glacier.
Lots and lots of slow pedaling in to the wind. I put the phone on random play and it started They Might Be Giants, so I hooked up the speakers and belted out lyrics for a couple miles.
In time I arrived at a bridge, spanning the river that connects the Jökulsárlón to the sea. Lots of little icebergs were sailing around in it, broken off the tongue of the Breiðamerkurjökull glacier that forms the northern edge of the lake. Every now and then a chunk would get too close to the river and go rolling down it, passing under the bridge and eventually getting washed out to sea. Some of them would get marooned on the beach, or stuck on the riverbank instead. It was absurdly photogenic. People were all around, waving cameras, festooning the bridge, walking in the sand, pulling their cars in and out of the gravel parking lots.
I took some shots with the camera and then got back in the saddle. Once I drew far enough away from the crowds again, I shouted some more They Might Be Giants lyrics at the road. After a while I got too out of breath, and started to lose my voice. Plus the air was rather cold. So I removed the speakers and packed them away again, and began listening to an audiobook series called “Warlock Holmes.”
It’s a collection of short stories that rolls with the premise “what if Sherlock Holmes had magical powers and was a bit of a looney?” and it did a great job keeping my mind off the damaged tire. Hours passed, with more gorgeous landscape scrolling by, and I went through a bunch of them. By the time I drew close to the area where I’d booked my next hotel, I was on “Warlock Holmes in The Adventure Of The Unpleasant Stain.” Funny and gory in equal parts.
I pushed the bike up the road leading to the Reynivellir guest house, and then got confused because the map marker was pinned to a vacant patch of hillside. Back down the road were some industrial-looking buildings and up the road was a two-story thing that might have been a private residence, or perhaps my hotel.
While I stood around slack-jawed, a man wandered over and asked what I was looking for. I told him about the hotel, and he pointed at the two-story thing, but then said “You need to go down to the office and check in to get the key. That’s further along.” He pointed east, down towards the highway.
I called up a map and he helpfully poked at the approximate spot. It was two miles away, on the opposite side of the highway by the shore. I shrugged, thanked him, and rolled carefully downhill. I hated backtracking and I especially hated pushing my bike up the same hill twice, but there was nowhere else to go.
I’ll never understand why Ford discontinued this van body style. It was so versatile…
The road leading down to the office was quite steep, so I parked the bike at the top and walked down it instead. The area had a restaurant and some tourist-oriented warehouses and safari vehicles scattered around, plus a museum shaped like a long bookcase that I would have marched right into if I wasn’t so hungry.
While I lingered outside the restaurant, I was a bit startled to hear a loud voice talking in Icelandic, even though I didn’t see anyone around. The voice was slightly too loud as though it was amplified.
Eventually I traced it to the side of a big rock a few meters away, and saw a speaker grille built into it, painted to blend in. The rock was partially hollow, and somewhere inside was an amplifier, a media player of some kind, and probably a buried power cable going to the museum. How amusing! If only I could understand a word of it…
Half a mile down the slope I entered the office and checked in, and the attendant gave me a tiny hand-drawn map, indicating which building I should go to.
He said “We have key boxes at the guest house now, and you put in a code to get your key, so usually people don’t have to come down here. But since you booked through Expedia it looks like you didn’t get all the information.” You don’t say!
He wrote a code down on a post-it and stuck it to the map, and handed both to me.
They’d obviously had trouble with this before, because next he held up a large laminated photograph of the building, and from that I could finally confirm it was the one I’d seen.
I walked back up the hill and guided my bike down to the restaurant. The wait for a table inside was 20 minutes, so I bought an “Iceland” sticker and slapped it on the bike.
Then the waitress said it would take even longer, and apologized, and then she and a couple of other staff pulled a small table out from the back of the restaurant and plopped it in among the others, then decorated it with cloth and silverware, making me an instant table for one. Nicelandic!
They custom-laid me a table for one, rather than making me wait. Nicelandic!
They custom-laid me a table for one, rather than making me wait. Nicelandic!
I had asparagus soup and buttered bread, then breaded fried lamb steak, with chutney and potatoes. After that I was too full to get dessert. I paid the bill (something like $80 bucks – damn!) and got on the bike and rode slooowly back the way I came, and up the hill again.
I kickstanded by the front door, then tried to open it, only to find it was blocked on the other side by a small table, which I shoved out of the way. In the foyer I beheld a row of lockboxes, one per room. I found mine and extracted my room key. So far, so good.
I grabbed my backpack off the bike, then tried to shut the front door and realized it didn’t shut. That’s what the table had been for. So I wedged it back in place, paying the confusion forward to the next guest.
Around the corner was a kitchen, with about a dozen middle-aged men and women sitting around, all talking and laughing loudly in Italian. I waved, then went upstairs and unlocked my room. Down and up again a few more times, to ferry my bags in from the bike. Then I arranged my bike against the outside wall, trying to give it some shelter from possible rain.
Not 20 minutes in, and stuff is everywhere already.
Not 20 minutes in, and stuff is everywhere already.
Back to the room, and I exploded my luggage. I grabbed the towels and marched over to the shower at the end of the hall. Good thing I had two towels, because the floor was unpleasantly wet. I laid the first one across it. A moment later I discovered that, damn, all the hot water was gone!
I was impatient and tired, so I took a tepid shower, and dried off standing on the towel. Then I scooped up my dirty clothes and headed for my room, only to find that whooops … it has automatically locked.
“Huh,” I said. I took inventory: “I’m in a hallway, locked out of my room, with a bundle of clothes, but no shoes or socks, and no phone or wallet. I suppose the first thing to do is put these dirty clothes back on.”
I did that in the bathroom. I dropped the towels outside my locked door, then trotted downstairs to the kitchen area. Feeling like a comic relief character in a sitcom, with a studio audience ready to throw in some mild laughter at my situation, I walked up to the closest person – an Italian man in his late 50’s – and asked, “Are you all part of the same group?” As soon as I spoke English at him, the rest of the room fell silent, interested in what this rando American stranger had to say.
The man nodded and said “Yes! All one group!”
“I’ve accidentally locked myself out of my room. Do you happen to know who I should talk to?”
“Me!”
He walked over to the foyer and pointed at the row of lockboxes. “There is a spare room key in the box! You just need to enter the combination. What room are you in?”
“I’m in 59.”
He found the box for 59, then started messing with the first dial. It seemed like he was expecting it to be only one digit off from opening, but I had absent-mindedly spun the dials when I closed the box earlier.
“Actually,” I said, “I already got my key from there.”
“Oh, you mean you got the second key too?”
“No, there was only one.”
“Yeah but it’s the spare key,” he said. “Didn’t they give you a key when you checked in?”
“No, they just gave me a combination to open that box.”
“.. Ooooh,” he said.
He shrugged. “Well, there’s a number you can call. It’s here on the instructions.” He pointed to a sign by the boxes.
“That’s good,” I said, “And I’d call it, but my phone is in my room.”
“No problem; use mine,” he said. He wandered back into the midst of the crowd in the kitchen, then came back with his phone, which he unlocked and handed to me. Nicelandic!
I called the number. A woman picked up and said something in Icelandic, to which I responded, “Hello, I’m here at the Reynivellir guest house and I’ve locked my key in my room. It’s the one I got out of the lockbox, with the code I got at check-in.”
She said, “Oooooh, well okay, here’s what you do. Go to the service panel at the bottom of the stairs.”
I walked over to the stairs and spotted a rectangular outline in the wall, with a tiny handle sticking out of it. “I see it.”
“Okay, now open that up and you’ll see a master key hanging on a peg.”
“You mean this key with a pink tag on it?”
“That’s the one yeah.”
“Got it. I’ll unlock my room and put this back on the peg.”
“Good; thank you!” she said.
I ended the call, and the man walked over to reclaim his phone.
“Did you work it out?” he asked.
I pointed at the peg, inside the little closet. “Master key,” I told him.
“HAH!” he shouted. “You are one lucky guy!”
“I know it! I’m also very lucky that I talked to you!” I said.
He grinned, waved his phone, and then walked back into the crowd.
So hey, if you want to get into a specific room, you need a code from the office two miles up the road. But if you want to get into everyone’s room, just grab the key behind the little door.
Just another of those “Okay, now what?” kind of travel logistics days. You get them sometimes. But, as usual, keeping a cool head and being friendly has made all the difference…